Posted 48 minutes ago
oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 2 hours ago
skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

Posted 2 hours ago
returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91)

Posted 5 hours ago

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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Posted 7 hours ago

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

(Source: felixdawkins)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago
itsjustquyen:

balz-probably-hates-you:

ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

Halloween idea tbh


Perfect orianna cosplay

itsjustquyen:

balz-probably-hates-you:

ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

Halloween idea tbh

Perfect orianna cosplay

Posted 10 hours ago
blissfullyamiss:

sanahgohar:
This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

blissfullyamiss:

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

Posted 10 hours ago

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Either you hate them or you love them but there is no denying that the Supernatural fandom has a gif for everything 

Posted 16 hours ago

savingpeople-huntingshinies:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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Posted 16 hours ago

lucleon:

slytherinmybedtonight:

So according to these two

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The actual team rocket motto is

To infect the world with devastation, 

To blight all peoples in every nation. 

To denounce the goodness of truth and love,

To extend our wrath to the stars above

Team Rocket circling Earth all day and night,

Surrender to us now or you’ll surely lose the fight!

And the fact that Jesse and James get it wrong and make it positive says a whole fucking lot about their personalities.

omg

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago