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everyonelovesrobots:

seasonalweasel:

hyrules-moon:

blindtank:

laughhard:

submitted by

:i

What is that

Stop playing

fUCKIGN

Posted 8 hours ago

mishasminions:

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD I AM SO DONE

(Source: karenhurley)

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

Posted 23 hours ago

alinomster:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

plot twist

Posted 23 hours ago

atsuperfluously:

Maybe cinema’s finest moment.

(Source: donniedarkos)

Posted 23 hours ago
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camwoodstock:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

Welcome to my state, everybody.

camwoodstock:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

Welcome to my state, everybody.

Posted 1 day ago
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thehpalliance:

The YouTube community needs net neutrality.
If big cable companies had their way, content would stop being equally accessible. For YouTubers, uploading videos would be next to impossible to begin with and we’d have to wait hours just to watch one video. Meanwhile, network television clips and dodgy advertisements would get priority access to your eyeballs.
Without net neutrality, channels like the Vlogbrothers may never have existed. That’s a pretty scary thought. Look at it this way: how would your life be different if you had never seen the Vlogbrothers’ videos? How has Nerdfighteria impacted you?
Reblog with your story, then sign the petition to support net neutrality.

thehpalliance:

The YouTube community needs net neutrality.

If big cable companies had their way, content would stop being equally accessible. For YouTubers, uploading videos would be next to impossible to begin with and we’d have to wait hours just to watch one video. Meanwhile, network television clips and dodgy advertisements would get priority access to your eyeballs.

Without net neutrality, channels like the Vlogbrothers may never have existed. That’s a pretty scary thought. Look at it this way: how would your life be different if you had never seen the Vlogbrothers’ videos? How has Nerdfighteria impacted you?

Reblog with your story, then sign the petition to support net neutrality.

Posted 1 day ago

blueeyedwolf24:

darylsdickison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

tenderule34:

opaul:

neraiutsuze:

sassygaybabies:

pizzaforpresident:

sierrakushterbeck:

THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL 

image

image

JESUS CHRIST

literally W T F

the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life

NO HOLY SHIT

(Source: lightenup2chainz)

Posted 1 day ago

Ryan gets lucky.

Requested by anonymous.

(Source: thegavichal)